Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Hang Loose...
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Joke Of The Day...
The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition.
"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I' l l help you win."
"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leperechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.
When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"
"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.
"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I' l l help you win."
"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leperechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.
When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"
"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
The Break Up...
The break up. By Nate Sherwood.
As you can see by my photo I had a ruff day filming for my 411 part.
I been under mad stress between my American misfits obligations at
FUEL. My filming and getting wrecked trying to get bangers I Have had
little time for a social life let along peeping a film. Now For all
you who know I broke up with my Lady over mad static and insane drama
well she dumped me but who cares. Anyway So I was at willys Icing up
my destruction and Him and his wife offered to take me to see the
break up. I was like cool I am in a women hater mood and Sense I have
no woman who will even go on a date with me let along see a film with
me who knows if I will have a chance to ever go out to see a film…. So
We get to the spot and there is some random grommets who snuck in
threw the back with 8 buck starbucks drinks and knew Willy The kids
were fanning out hard Willy being the nice guy he is did not trip he
just talked and was being polite me on the other hand if I was
chilling with my lady at a film and some kids rolled up I would just
deny Who I am I would say no nate who ? anyway the film was hardcore
it hit close to home and had some parts that were no place close to
reality. Now I hate blowing endings etc but this film needs some
points brought o the table.
1# Woman will never try to get back together with you after they dump
you. This is a Hollywood lie fed to you to make you think in your
miserable life there is hope for love or anything of that nature. Now
we all know as soon as a chick dumps you she is out on a date with
your best friend or some skater you know from another click.
2# They met at a baseball game. Now I have been in the real world for
a long time and I can tell you this right now there is no way on gods
green earth a guy who is as fat as Vince Vaughn and as caned out as
him would ever rope up That chick from friends if he was not famous.
Now if he drove a bus for a living or worked in the warehouse at blitz
she would not look 2 times at him. We all know he is just the goof who
can crack her up like a clown to make her forget about being dumped
by brad so he could run off with that half fish missing link looking
blood wearing bi crazy chick Angelina Joli.. Now I loved Jennifer in
office space and friends was probably the worst thing ever to hit TV
but who cares she still seems more rad than that scary looking toom
Ryder.
3# SHE WAS A ARTIST Vince played a guy who ran a tour bus company.
No way in gods green earth would this ever happen, it is like a Volvo
with a gun rack. It could be in theory possible but not by polyphony
or mind frame. Now if the world spun off its access maybe but not in
the rotation we spin in now.
4# they had a condo in down town Chicago a nice one with a elevator
and no crack heads in the hall. One works running a tour guide bus co
that only works 4 months a year due to snow and bad weather and lack
of tourist. The other Jen she is in a hi brow art gallery now we know
these humans work on commission true and she might get that one day
where she makes 5 grand but that is 2 times a year and she probably
makes 2 grand a month. So you know she was pinching penny's so unless
she inherited a bunch of cash this part is a lie….
I could go on forever My point is this if you got 5 bucks on a Tuesday
night go see it with your chick. If you do not do not it ant worth no
10 bucks to see….
N
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
Random Joke From Ollie...
Blonde on the Run
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.
"Meow," says the redhead.
"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.
"Woof," says the brunette.
"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.
"Potatoes," says the blonde.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.
"Meow," says the redhead.
"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.
"Woof," says the brunette.
"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.
"Potatoes," says the blonde.